This dude up here is the host of The Pickup Artist* on VH1.
I don't understand how anyone could possibly ever let themselves be had by someone in that hat.
*The Pickup Artist is that show on VH1 where the guy above shows other men how to pick up women. Since when has a guy in a hat like that gotten laid? When? When! And don't say Tommy Lee, cause he has something else working for him.
I'm sure Abe Lincoln got plenty of a$$ in his day too.